Valentine’s Day: 10 cheesy pickup lines you can use to win some love

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It’s Valentine’s Day, folks! If you’re single but definitely looking to mingle, we have 10 cheesy lines that may win you the girl or boy of your dreams. Also, you can be ghosted but who cares? Right?

1. Warning–you may get the slap for this…

For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

2. Lame alert…

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

3. If you can risk getting punched in the face with this…

Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

4. Seriously?

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

5. Haha. Too lame to handle…

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?

6. This could only extract a smile. The tiniest…

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

7. He/she just may!

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

8. Careful with this one…

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

9. Okay this is quite old but what the heck…

Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

10. But what if the future is dark?

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

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